From the files of, "Oh, please God, NO!" A fish "slipped" into an Indian boy's penis while he was cleaning his aquarium.
How could such a thing possibly happen? You ask...
According to the Sun.
Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, said: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. "When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra.
Right, just casually taking a leak with a small fish in his hand. Not in any way intentionally trying to see if that fish will fit inside his penis. Just pissin' with his pet fish--come on, you've all done it!
After heading up the urethra, the fish made its way to the boy's bladder before he was "taken to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention." Which, if you ask us, is not getting off particularly easy.