Apparently John McCain was quite the ladies man back in the day. Maria Gracinda Teixeira de Jesus, 77 (she's a leetle bit younger in the photo), former Brazilian beauty queen and dancer, had a brief fling with Mac in 1957 and according to Maria, there are some--very graphic!--things the body never forgets...
According to the Daily News:
"He was a lovely person and loved to go out with me. I called him 'John' but he was my dear and my coconut dessert."
"He was such a good kisser that I had to purchase a book which taught me how to kiss to keep up with him."
Asked about John in bed, Gracinda says, "Of course we had sex...he was not only good at kissing but good at everything."
So McCain was a great kisser according to the woman who needed a book to know how to tongue wrestle. Uh. Ew and please let our next President not have slept with a woman who called him her coconut dessert.