Posted by Emily Farris
Okay, that's not true. And we can't believe we actually sat through this entire video, but slightly-amused misery loves company, so here you have it, ladies and gentlemen: what it's like to have the world's largest dick.
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About Emily Farris
Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.