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And Now, for Your Viewing Pleasure, Porno

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

 

We love an opportunity to show you all dirty, filthy things. We especially love when all those dirty things come hidden in adorable animations, rendering them harmless and, dare we say, cute.

The video below is a lot like the picture above, but with more jiggling and moaning and moving back and forth. We think it's some kind of ad for Diesel, but really it's just porn with bright colors over the naughty bits and that somehow makes them even naughtier. 

Now for the show:

 


Diesel Group meeting
Uploaded by baierman17

+ DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT

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Baron Von monkeychow said:

That is by far the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time. Hooksexup has finally redeemed itself for weeks on end of mediocrity.

September 25, 2008 5:08 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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