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Because You Don't Have Enough Lolcats in Your Life, At Least Not Today

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a) heartbroken.
b) hungover.
c) waiting for her roommate to get out of the bathroom.

B is for barf and bars and because I drank too much whiskey.

To speak in lolcat talk, me thinks i'z not as yung as me ust to beee.

What's your hangover cure?

Mine is usually a banana and Gatorade, but I'm trying the Alka-Seltzer hangover stuff. I used to be able to stop hangovers before they happened and I had a banana and Aleve and water before bed. Like I said, me thinks i'z not as yung as me ust to beee. I may just have to pour some whiskey over my granola this morning.

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jane said:

Vitamin C, water, and ibuprofen before bed.  Poached eggs and coffee in the morning.  I'm 22, and hangovers are getting worse all the time (depending on my discretion, of course).  I'll never be able to drink as easily as I did at 14.

September 25, 2008 1:07 PM

jenny said:

Feel better, Emily!  

I'm 26 and have amazing resilience to hangovers, even in spite of being a lush.  However, when I overdo it, I have lemonade, flat ginger ale, and poached eggs (like the girl above) with buttered toast the never morning.  Poor girl :(

September 25, 2008 1:17 PM

Mandy said:

Breakfast at a greasy spoon. Hash browns (extra crispy) STAT!

September 25, 2008 2:11 PM

Neanderstaal said:

Gatorade before bed (electrolytes vs. dehydration... round 1... fight).

Bacon and anything for breakfast.

September 25, 2008 6:08 PM

Teaschirt said:

Try a bowl of pho if you can get some.  Extra lime, extra chili, extra sririracha and plenty of fresh herbs, especially basil and cilantro and drink a Vietnamese coffee with ice and condensed milk.

September 26, 2008 12:18 AM

Em Dash said:

Orange Urban Detox flavored Function Drinks are a total miracle hangover cure. Way better than Gatorade.

September 26, 2008 12:38 AM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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