Clay Aiken turned up on Good Morning America yesterday to discuss that whole "gay" thing. Level-headed and way less hysterical than usual, Clay's popularity finally makes some sense to us. Diane Sawyer's popularity, however, continues to be a complete mystery.
Enjoy Clay Aiken's poise when confronted with creepy, leading questions from Diane about all his "suffering" and how "painful" this all must be for his family below.
Diane! We are the only ones suffering here and it's just because we're forced to endure to your "hard-hitting journalism." Dude is gay. We're cool with it. He's cool with it. Even some of the Claymates are doing all right. Relax or we'll have the Whistle-Stop Express drop your ass at the bottom of the ocean once and for all.