Britney Spears sex tape. Excuse us while we go throw up the twelve pounds of crab cakes we ate in Baltimore this weekend. [MollyGood]
The economy may be falling to shit, but at least we can still afford Photoshop. [DailyIntel]
The New York Sun (where Scanner Emily got her journalistic start in New York many moons ago) was supposed to close for good today but will put out another issue tomorrow. Maybe, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus. And he loves conservatives. [Reuters]
Country singer Mindy McCready is headed back to jail. [Us]
Lawyers for Heath Ledger's estate are suing over a $10M life insurance policy they claim has gone unpaid since the actor's death. [AP]
However, when everything is settled, Heath's entire estate will go to his daughter with Michelle Williams, Matilda. [People]