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Who Would You Rather: The Anne Hathaway Who Enjoys Anal Sex or The Anne Hathaway Who Doesn't?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Okay, so it's possible the Internets tricked us into believing Anne Hathaway just loves anal sex. According to the blogosphere, in an upcoming issue of Esquire, Hathaway opens up about her love of anal sex, claiming it makes her feel "feminine in a very special way... every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing."

But the kids at Defamer were just as skeptical as some of the ladies here at Scanner were, and contacted Esquire to get to the bottom (pardon the pun) of it. "Absolutely not true," Esquire spokesperson Rhett Usry told the blog. "There is no interview with Anne Hathaway at all in the upcoming issue of Esquire."

As representatives of the Internets, we'd like to apologize for getting your hopes up about Hathaway's love of anal sex. And now we ask you, who would you rather, the dirty girl who loves it or the sweet, innocent pretty, pretty princess? 

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Comments

blackavar said:

I need to go spend some special time with imaginary anal-positive Anne now.

October 1, 2008 7:30 PM

jen lollipop said:

she is so ugly she makes my eyes bleed.

October 1, 2008 9:24 PM

eurrapanzy said:

every version of her makes me want to do dirty things.  but i also think i'll probably want to look at her.  good girl anne it is.

October 2, 2008 7:34 AM

Juan Carolos said:

the pretty, pretty princesses can be the dirtiest of all

October 2, 2008 11:01 AM

Baron Von Monkeychow said:

I will not discriminate. Both versions of Anne will be at my beck and call. She is now my favorite beck and call girl...

October 2, 2008 11:40 AM

GeeBee said:

I would like to have anal sex with the one that doesn't like it. Is that bad?

October 2, 2008 6:27 PM

jaycg said:

I would love to have sex with both.

The good girl, I would make love to.

The one who enjoys anal sex, I would fuck.

October 2, 2008 6:33 PM

MIchael said:

jen lollipop said:

she is so ugly she makes my eyes bleed.

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My my eyes bleed while I'm fucking her up the ass. She's hawt.

October 3, 2008 4:01 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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