This is a picture from the online book boys and girls: a short book about choosing if and when to have sex. As you can see, the illustrations are classic Dick and Jane, and as far as messages go, the sex ed book is pretty standard fare: wait until you're ready, don't let anyone pressure you into having sex, friends who claim they're doing it, are probably full of shit.
But read by a saucy Scottish woman, somewhere along the line, this book goes completely off the rails.
Before you know it characters are calling each other "shite-bags who have never had a kiss off a lassie, let alone a shag" and sitting in pools of their own vomit while the main characters rejoyce in their love for each other and their decision to wait.
So, uh, yeah, not until you're ready kids.