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Photo Evidence: Tila Tequila Was A Vegas Call Girl

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Hey, we don't judge anyone for trying to earn a living. As long as you aren't hurting anyone, we don't care if you smoke crack and jerk off while working as a telemarketer. (Okay, the telemarketing thing is uncool-- it's better if you get into burglarly instead.)

But we do report the news and this photo of Tila Tequila that supposedly proves she was a Vegas escort falls under that category, at least as far as our threshold is concerned...

The only reason we think this flyer, which a guy picked up from a total stranger in Vegas (no STD jokes, please), might be fake is the price: two girls for $79? Are those recession prices or pre-Tequila-MTV-fame prices? Because we can't imagine Vegas was that cheap even back then...

The original author explains that, once you call looking for the $79 special, the price immediately rises to $370. The call girl line operator hung up on when he explained that Tila and Suzette were probably one and the same. He never learned for sure whether Tila was just posing for the ad or actually worked for the hooker operation... or something else.

Until we uncover the truth, here's the full ad:


Via Spike. 

 

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Posted Oct 15 2008, 03:19 PM
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Comments

Ms. Me said:

The girl on the left is actually Masuimi Max, who is a fetish model- NOT a call girl. All that photo proves is that whoever made the ad is capable of finding naughty pics on the internet.

October 15, 2008 4:38 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

True, but they also worked together in Vegas (Tequila and Max), so that doesn't rule anything out.

October 15, 2008 4:51 PM

avirex said:

These are some of the fake flyers escort agencies in vegas pass out on the strip after 10pm. These are fake pictures the often use porn stars for these and the women than come to the door look nothing like these women.

Tia's lawyer should get in touch with the Stripclub that runs that escort agency - YES these are run by some of the strip joints that can afford to pay illegal immigrants to pass out these flyers.

October 15, 2008 5:16 PM

blondage said:

Except that Masumi isn't a call girl. Like, at all. She, like many girls, obviously made the mistake of posing for a scumbag photographer. She's lucky she didn't end up in a tranny phone sex ad with a dick photoshopped on her. If ignorance of the truth made Tila a hooker by association, it would make sense that knowledge of the truth would make her innocent by association, yes? But who really cares - we're all whores, anyway.

October 15, 2008 5:21 PM

blondage said:

And also, by your rationale, does everyone that has worked in Vegas likely have a prostitution career as well? Ya lost me on that one...

October 15, 2008 5:24 PM

Noir said:

If only I'd been in Vegas back in the day and known then what I know now. I could have had Tila for $79! DAMMIT! Where's a time machine when you need one?

October 15, 2008 10:53 PM

ninka said:

is it just me or does the left lady actually look like Janeanne Garfalo? I'd have paid for that!!!

October 16, 2008 1:23 PM

caseymassacre said:

Ohhh whatever. They did the same thing to Brenda Song (The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.) They just used a Disney Channel Photo and put it in the Ads.

So you KNOWWW that with Tila they'd have even MORE ammo cause she's not ONLY Gorgeous, but she takes that type of picture for part of her living.

October 28, 2008 5:24 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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