Die hard McCain supporter Mark Ciptak thinks he's headed for two weeks in the dog house after the totally shit-for-brains stunt he pulled. We're thinking he's headed for a bachelor apartment and visitation every other weekend.
Why is his wife furious with him?
While she was recovering from giving birth to their baby daughter, he "secretively went behind her back and changed the paperwork" on the baby's birth certificate. His wife thought they'd named the girl Ava Grace. But now, thanks to her complete and total loser husband, her child is named--wait for it--Sarah McCain Palin.
He wanted to name the kid straight John McCain, cause he's "McCain all the way," but thought naming her Sarah might be easier for his wife to swallow.
If we were legally saddled to Ciptak, we'd change our locks and call that relationship a day. But you tell us: what's an appropriate punishment? No sex for a year? No sex until he changes his name to Barack Obama?