For the past two days we have been totally obsessed with the Christian Nymphos website. Yes, that's right it's a website about how to keep married sex "spicy, the way God intended it!" Christian Nymphos is written by Christian women with names like "PeppermintGirl," "CinnamonSticks" and "CuminGirl"--we've yet to determine whether that double entendre is intentional.
In other words, it really, truly, is a site for Christian nymphomaniacs, and it really, truly, does have advice on how to spice up your Christian sex life through things like role-playing which is totally OK for Christians to do, like, all the time!
The possibilities of role-playing are endless! The only thing that I would caution you about is fantasizing about sinful situations or acts. An example of something sinful would be you and your spouse fantasizing about having a threesome with another person. That just wouldn’t be healthy for your marriage at all.
But go ahead and buy some novelty handcuffs and play police together! Husbands, get some medieval costumes and play castle. Wives, purchase that cheerleader costume and then invite your hubby to play with your pom poms ;) Have fun with each other and celebrate this wonderful gift that God has given us as married couples!
And like any good website aimed at Christian nymphos, there's a lot of information on how Satan might be sneaking into your bedroom and poisoning all that otherwise healthy happy and near-constant sex with your husband:
As soon as my son was born, I lost my orgasm. It started with “Mom’s don’t have sex”, and even when I did have sex with my husband, it wasn’t gratifying or fulfilling….not because of anything he was doing, but because Satan would talk to me the entire time and convince me how much I didn’t like what I was doing. Notice, I didn’t say “when I did make love to my husband”….Satan had me convinced that it was just sex. That is so wrong!!
Playing cop and robber, OK. Menage a tois with Satan, not acceptable for Christian women, even Christian nymphos.