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Meet 16-Year-Old Missy Quinn and Her £16,000 Wedding Dress

Posted by Emily Farris

 

For those of you keeping up with the economy, that's about $32,000 U.S. dollars for what looks like an extravagant Slutoween costume.

But if you like the bride, you'll just love the mother of the bride. 

Based on this image you might not be so surprised to learn that:

The couple married six days after Missy turned 16 at St Mary’s Catholic Church in Congleton-Cheshire. After the ceremony-guests in feathers and crystals enjoyed champagne and an all-day buffet at the reception. Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up.

Yeah.

[The Daily Mail via Best Week Ever]

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Posted Oct 30 2008, 12:34 PM
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Comments

Racer X said:

What the??? Coco (Mrs. Ice T) has English relatives?

October 30, 2008 2:08 PM

devonjamie said:

Emily, the absolute latest is that you can get that *gorgeous* dress for the cut-rate price of about $25k - sterling's recently been in free fall against the dollar.

October 30, 2008 5:33 PM

Sarah said:

Wow. That entire family is the definition of the term "douchebag".

October 30, 2008 9:51 PM

totalblamblam said:

England has Guidos?

November 1, 2008 1:55 AM

anonomous said:

emily farris, is you knew anything about culture,you would know that this travelling girl is not a slut!!!!!!!!! the father of my children is a travelling man and they are brought up the decent way,as my kids will be.they dont sleep together til there married,so shes far from a slut.if the girl wants an extravagent wedding,why not?jealous her dad can afford this maybe! before name calling you should do your research.no wonder youve only got a cat to live with your attitude!your comments will offend many people.

November 14, 2008 5:03 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

No, just you.

November 14, 2008 5:05 PM

anonomous said:

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November 14, 2008 5:10 PM

anonomous said:

what an amazing responce brian fairbanks!!! another ignorant,small minded comment from people who cant see past themselves (or there cats) and understand other cultures.if this website was not so UNKNOWN,you would definately have more negative responces to your "skanky ho" comments.

November 14, 2008 5:24 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Keep commenting, you're entertaining as hell. Or should I say, "Your entenranting ass hill."

November 14, 2008 7:09 PM

anonomous said:

insulting me now for daring to question your ignorance!what films is it youve made again? dont think ive heard of you!!

November 15, 2008 3:56 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Ooooh, snap... "anonomus." Damn, did I just get served by someone who can't even write one complete sentence without a spelling or grammatical error? Or who can't even spell "anonymous" correctly? Wow, I must suck, like, a whole bunch 'n shit.

Keep it coming. This is amusing to everyone and you're only making us even bigger paychecks. Seriously-- we make GOBS of money doing this blogging thing, thanks to morans like you!

November 16, 2008 1:02 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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