We put streaking in quotes in our headline because the girls in this video are not actually naked-- they are about as naked as we feel comfortable with and can legally get away posting images of. Does that make sense?
Never mind, you'll just have to see for yourself...
Warning: this video appears to have been filmed by someone who has never operated a video camera before. You'll see what we mean:
Well, at least the beginning is all watchable. And hell, the story ain't bad, either:
Video footage obtained by CBC News shows a dozen South Delta students wearing very little run across the field and spray silly string on the opposing team during half time.
Johnson said he warned students last month not to streak at this year's final game of the season but was, obviously, ignored. Many parents and children left the game in disgust after the prank, he said.
"Our position is one that we don't celebrate this. We don't find it funny," he said.
The girls, calling what they did a "harmless prank," said streaking is a tradition at their school.
"It's just kind of like a fun [graduation] prank for our year, and it's been going on for a couple of years now," said one of the girls, who wanted to be identified only as Rochelle. "It was pretty much out of fun."
"I get older... Canadian high school girls stay the saaamme age..."
Seriously, it would be one thing if these girls were naked and molesting people, but other than that, these parents need to take a step and remember a time when they still had a pulse.
Here's a last parting shot-- a still frame from the video, about the only way you're ever going to be able to figure out what's going on in it:
Via CBC.
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