Prepare yourselves for the most terrifying thing you'll see all week: an eight-year-old who's just full of love for her mother's fun parts. In her own words, breast milk is better than "a million melons." Mom likes that her daughters breastfeed almost into adolescence because it shelters them from the sad, scary world...while making the world sadder and scarier for us.
We are all for breastfeeding, but someone needs to draw the line when the kid will have breasts herself in a couple years.
Meet your new nightmare: