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Yes, Virginia. You can have your own face in your vagina. And the FDA approves it!

Posted by Emily Farris

Welcome to the future, ladies. It is now possible to have your own face inside your own vagina. And it's FDA approved.

Lubricated Latex Condoms FDA Approved with your personal message - Customize your own condoms with your name, picture or whatever floats your dingy. There are no set up fees and no ink color charges for short runs up to 500 pieces. Select the quantity of custom printed condoms needed and email us your art file or ideas to [email protected]

We don't really want Joe's face in our vagina. But maybe Ryan Gosling's? Would it be weird to have our own face printed on condoms? Maybe. FDA approved? Absolutely.

Either way, everyone we know is getting a Scanner Emily condom this Christmas.

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Posted Nov 12 2008, 01:34 PM

Filed under: stocking stuffers, condoms, personalized condoms, myface condoms, customized condoms, faces

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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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