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Jean-Claude Van Damme is One Creepy Older Man

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Okay, he's not that old. But when we were 22-year-old journalists we might have been a little creeped out if 48-year-old Jean-Claude Van Damme hit on us during an interview.

Unfortunately, that's exactly what happened when Van Damme (who's currently married to his fifth wife) sat down with Newsweek's Sarah Ball to promote his new movie JCVD.

Jean-Claude: I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Newsweek reporter
: OK –

Jean-Claude: It was like being naked — I would love to be naked in front of you.

Newsweek reporter: Well, I –

Jean-Claude: Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

Newsweek reporter: So you’ve no regrets at all?

Jean-Claude: Believe me — I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Newsweek reporter: Yes, I am.

Jean-Claude
: And are you 27, or 32?

Newsweek reporter: I ‘ m 22.

Jean-Claude: Oh, f—. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

Newsweek reporter
: I don’t know. When is it?

Jean-Claude
: I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Newsweek reporter: Uh –

Jean-Claude
: You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

So is he a creep or just being French? In college, we were pretty sure a professor was hitting on us in a avery similar manner, except, in class. But we didn't report it because we thought he was "just being French."

[Newsweek via Faded Youth] 

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Comments

Mandy said:

Creep.

November 20, 2008 3:12 PM

blackavar said:

he's even starting to look a bit like shatner

November 20, 2008 3:20 PM

hehehe said:

Bad enough if it's being "French", worse that he's actually Belgian.

November 20, 2008 4:33 PM

rebecca said:

Gross!

December 1, 2008 6:43 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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