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Sloppy Seconds: Pete Wentz and His Penis (and His Wife!) Win the Weird Baby Name Game

Posted by Emily Farris

It was. Then it wasn't. Now the Arrested Development movie might actually be happening. Maybe. Hopefully. [Vulture]

One thing we do know for sure is that Hillary Clinton will be Secretary of State. If the New York Times says it's true, it must be. Right? [NYT]

Good news or bad news? Doctors go into your head to remove a brain tumor and find a worm. [SNAFU-ed]

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz (and his penis!) named their baby Bronx Mowgli. What? The? Fuck? Is that supposed to be punk rock or something? Also, this begs the question: what do they call his penis? [Yahoo!]

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Posted Nov 21 2008, 05:04 PM

Filed under: new york times, hillary clinton, sloppy seconds, dead people, Barack Obama, television, pete wentz, ron howard, brains, ashlee simpson, tumors, Arrested Development, ashlee simpson wentz, pete wentz penis pictures, the bronx, pete wentz's penis, pete wentz penis, bronx mowgli, irish bagpipes, creative baby names, weird baby names, obama administration, worms in my brain, bagpipes, brain tumors, punk rock baby names, worms, ashlee simpson gives birth, jazz music, bronx, truth, crossing the border, jazz bagpipes, black people playing bagpipes, playing jazz with bagpipes, jazz bagpiper, can bugs crawl into my brain through my ears?, bronx mowgli wentz, baby penis, brain worms, secretary of state, rufus harley, worms in my head, simpson wentz baby, symptoms of a brain tumor, baby wentz

Comments

profrobert said:

So do you think B.M. Wentz (get it?) is going to get beat up a lot? Like two, three times a day?

November 21, 2008 6:06 PM

h said:

Ash is way cute when she's not smiling.

November 21, 2008 7:01 PM

rob said:

so the initials are B.M.W.??? Like in a car?

November 22, 2008 11:01 AM

carapatricia said:

pete wentz:

You are from the Chicago suburbs

Ashley Simpson:

You are not from NYC either.

wtf do you know about the Bronx?

November 23, 2008 12:04 AM

Dani said:

Aww Mowgli.. like in the jungle book.. maybe it's a Freudian thing, like Pete Wentz wishes he could wear a loincloth and show his penis off some more. But can't, so he's going to live vicariously through his jungle boy son.

November 24, 2008 2:16 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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