Fox News just got a little less liberal. (Bet you didn't know that was possible.) Hannity and Colmes will now just be, um, Hannity. [Yahoo]
Dr. Pepper was giving away free soda to celebrate the release of Guns 'N Roses' long-anticipated Chinese Democracy. Apparently, though, the high demand for free drinks crashed the beverage makers' website, leaving rock fans everywhere thirsty and disappointed. [Vulture]
Did you know Jason Lee was married? Neither did we. [Us]
Who else got secretly married?
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. As if you care. Sorry. [People]
R. Kelly's nephew has been charged with attempted murder after a brawl in a barbershop. [MTV]
Was John McCain the only one who didn't know "suspending" his campaign was a terrible idea? Scanner Brian totally called it. [Political Wire]