Shots were fired at the motorcades of the Presidents of Georgia and Poland, although no one was hit.
A drag queen hosted a Miss Texas pageant, to the obvious horror of parents.
A boy in Florida was arrested for something heinous. No, we mean the reason he was arrested was heinous. Oh, never mind, you'll see:
Maybe the 13-year-old student at Martin County's Spectrum Junior/Senior High thought he was being funny by repeatedly and purposely passing gas during computer class.
His teacher, D.C. Carden, didn't bust a gut over the boy's breaking wind - not to mention his continuous turning off classroom computers - so he gave the boy a referral and sent him packing to the school resource officer for a little talk. "He subsequently informed me it was factual, and I informed him as a result of his behavior he was being charged with Disruption of a School Function,"
The boy was arrested for farting. He was released to his mom. No word on what he did in the car on the way home. [Blogs.Tampabay.com]
A teacher denied an inappropriate relationship with a young girl... until the girl was found in his closet. Whoops.
Hate crime is on the rise in Utah, down everywhere else.
A town near Barcelona is using solar panels atop gravestones to power itself.
They finally caught the Butt Bandit we warned you about.
11 Things He Wants From You, according to a male writer at MSN.
Boris Becker was dumped by text message. The woman in question was his fiancee.
And Madonna wants Britney Spears to move into her place... as some sort of ploy to get her back into Kabbalah... or something.
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