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Joe the Plumber: McCain Made Me Feel "Dirty"

Posted by Scanner Matt

 

Joe "the Plumber" Wurzelbacher, not to be confused with Sloth from Goonies, spoke out in a radio interview with giant toddler, Glenn Beck, about being "appalled" at what went on inside McCain's bus.

In a walk down campaign memory lane Joe said of John McCain, “I asked him some pretty direct questions... Some of the answers you guys are gonna receive — they appalled me, absolutely. I was angry. In fact, I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him.”

Yikes! So why didn't you get off the bus, Joe?

“...honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more.”

Well put.

Wurzelbacher explained he felt “dirty” while “being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place.”

But in the end there was a silver lining to the political rain cloud Joe had endured, “Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal.”

And Joe knows about being, "the real deal." He also seems to confuse a candidate's qualification's with his own horniness:

 

You know, I only got to spend a short amount of time with her but, you know, it was been asked if I felt any presence when I was with John McCain or Barack Obama. You know, with Sarah Palin, I don't want to say I felt a presence but she definitely had energy... You know, she wants to serve us.
 

If you're still looking for a Christmas present this holiday, Joe, the master of eloquence ("it was been asked if"), is coming out with a riveting new book.


Full story at Politico and complete radio interview here.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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