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From animated Hershey's kisses jingling Christmas carols to that 80's kid who comes home from college to make Folgers coffee, televised holiday-themed advertising has lodged itself permanently somewhere in our brand-ridden brains. We hope 2008's most annoying Christmas commercial will be easily forgotten.
It's not the Victoria's Secret commercial, but we'll show you that one too.
Santa opens a Christmas present. It's a cellphone that turns him into a smug albino hipster? Most annoying Christmas commercial of the year.
Now what in God's name is going on here? Besides lots of brassieres.
But who can forget this gem? Best Christmas commercial of all time? Yes. "Ho ho ho I'm hu-hu-hungry."
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i don't understand those centro "claus" commercials at all! they really bother me.
is "claus" supposed to be sexy?
are we supposed to want to bang him?
why does the phone make santa young?
was santa ever young to being with?
why is he going out to night clubs and eating fancy hip dinners?
why is the dog he gives the valet so tiny?
why does he want people to call him claus?
am i going to have to worry about bumping into him at studio b?
why do i care?
the only more annoying christmas commercial is the one for campbell's soup, where the tree reaches a branch in through an open window and helps itself to some green bean casserole. that's some creepy shit!
I was looking for braziers, until I realized you meant brassieres.
You're not going to believe this, but I kinda dig Claüs.
I really sorta want one of those big red skirts from the VS ad....it would totally class up my life.
Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.
Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.
Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.
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