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The Day Hugh Hefner Almost Swallowed a Sex Toy

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Plugging his new book "Mr. Playboy" in an interview with Extra, Hugh Hefner opens up about his split with Holly Madison, who he would like to pose for playboy and the day he nearly choked on a sex toy.

We're not all that surprised that Hefner wants Angelina Jolie and/or Scarlett Johansson to pose for his magazine or that he was "blindsided" by his break-up from Madison, but we will now most certainly buy the "Mr. Playboy" based purely on what he claims is its "most shocking revelation."

“Probably an incident that occurred back in the late seventies where I almost swallowed a sex toy.”

We can't imagine a better way to sell a book. Seriously, Hef, you know how to leave a crowd hanging. What was going on when you almost swallowed it? Did you choke? What kind of sex toy? And, most importantly, what were you wearing? (Imaginary scenarios encouraged in the comments section!)

Yet another book to add to our grown-up Christmas list. 

[Faded Youth: HUGH HEFNER: “I ALMOST SWALLOWED A SEX TOY”]

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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