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You Can't Buy People Blogs for Christmas

Posted by Scanner Matt


 

Chances are you can't really by anyone anything this year. The government has not proposed a bailout bill for low-income holiday shoppers. Is it too late to cover an old picture frame in macaroni and spray paint and give it to your mom? Yes (or you're way too young to be on Hooksexup). Is it too late to cover yourself in macaroni and spray paint and give it to your lover? Maybe.

So, we suggest... (drum roll?) books.

WAIT! Don't move that mouse. Here us out. Five reasons why you should buy a book for someone you love:

1. You get to claim moral and intellectual superiority over your gift getters

2. No one will complain for fear of looking like a philistine, and nobody you know wants to be a philistine (unless you still know unashamed Bush voters)

3. More bang for your buck (they're not that expensive). And a book is worth a thousand words (x100) literally

4. They're east to wrap

5. Books are important. They make everyone a better person. Even famous people (and you love famous people), who have taken it upon themselves to promote books this year on Huffpo.

Here are their recommendations:


Dan Abrams (CEO, Abrams Research) — Billionaire's Vinegar, by Benjamin Wallace: "It's got intrigue, mystery, law and wine. Some of my favorite things."

Fred Armisen (SNL) — "The Unthinkable - Who Survives When Disaster Strikes and Why by Amanda Ripley. An amazing book about human behavior in emergencies."

Kevin Bleyer (The Daily Show) — "The Little Engine That Could by Watty Piper. Sure, it's a children's book, but I know of a few automaker CEOs who could use a little elementary motivation right about now. They might even consider the audiobook version. "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!" What better company for those long cross-country drives to Capitol Hill?"

Lesley M. M. Blume (Author) — "All the King's Men, by Robert Penn Warren: Beautiful, astute writing about politics, desire, and human nature. If every other book in the world got washed away but this one, I'd still read it over a lifetime and find new truths in it."

Ta-Nehisi Coates (The Atlantic) — "Junot Diaz's first book, Drown. Oscar Wao gets hella props, and they're deserved. But Drown is a gorgeous study in economy. Lovely, Lovely book. Do it for no-face!"

Ana Marie Cox (The Daily Beast) — "With Nails: The Film Diaries of Richard E. Grant was the first non-total-trash book I picked up after the election (during which I had basically kept to junky sci-fi/horror crap) and was totally charmed: Grant is enough of an outsider to be gobsmacked when he meets "real" celebrities (like Steve Martin, Tom Waits, Keanu Reeves) and is surprisingly upfront about the quality of the movies he's made, including the legendarily bad "Hudson Hawk." That chapter alone makes the book worth searching out, and, for campaign reporters, the idea of being a part of vast yet organizationless disaster, one in which your job involves going where people tell you to and showing up on time to meals, and where rumors and innuendos are chased down but never ultimately revealed to make sense... well, it may seem familiar."

Arianna Huffington (HuffPost) — "Ever since I passed out from exhaustion and broke my cheekbone, I've become an evangelist for the need to periodically unplug and recharge. That's why I'm giving my always-connected friends a copy of In Praise of Slowness, a terrific book by Carl Honore, a self-professed former "speedaholic," in which he advocates the need for a more measured, balanced existence. It's the perfect prescription for those suffering from BBAD (BlackBerry Addiction Disorder)."

Jon Meacham (EIC Newsweek) — "Nixonland Rick Perlstein's book on the rise of the right, is both brilliant and fun, a consuming journey back into the making of modern politics. And given the financial news of the year, I cannot help but recommend Anthony Trollope's The Way We Live Now a fine novel about swindlers, society and speculation. Sound familiar?"

Peggy Noonan (Columnist, WSJ) — "I haven't bought anyone a book yet this year, but I am going to get a friend The Duff Cooper Diaries, which are so textured and delicious and human, and another Alistair Campbell's memoirs of the Blair administration, a book that would never, could never, be written by an American political operative, and another friend will get Tim Page's lovely biography of Dawn Powell."

Raymond Roker (Publisher, URB) — "The Green Collar Economy: How One Solution Can Fix Our Two Biggest Problems, by Van Jones is a national referendum on building a vibrant and essential green economy in America. Much like NY Times columnist Thomas Friedman's lauded Hot, Flat and Crowded, the message is that the U.S. has a unique opportunity to create both jobs and wealth through ecologically sound industries and innovation. I love Friedman and what he has to say, but I can't help but be more enthusiastic about Jones' book. With it, the green message can start reaching a more diverse audience with mainstream clout and credibility."

Steve Ross (Publisher, Collins) — "Devil In the White City, by Erik Larson is still among my favorite examples of historical narrative nonfiction: it adheres rigidly to the facts; it illuminates an underexplored corner of our history and illustrates why the stakes--at even an international scale--were so much higher than they might seem to the casual observer; it focuses on two primary protagonists who represent the best and worst of humankind while the backdrop is textured by walk-ons from dozens of well-known historical figures, from Frederick Law Olmstead and Thomas Edison to Annie Oakley and Buffalo Bill; and most importantly, is a fun and gripping read. It makes you shake your head in awe and wonder "where did he unearth this story from, and where did he find all these remarkable details?"

Salman Rushdie (Author) — "Paintings in Proust by Eric Karpeles gathers together the many, many pictures to whom Proust and his characters refer during his great novel-cycle In Search of Lost Time, paintings by Durer, Rembrandt, Botticelli, the Impressionists, and indeed almost every major European artist of the past six hundred years, and sets these masterpieces alongside the Proustian texts in which they occur. Proust's responses to these masterpieces are unfailingly interesting, and the revelation of his visual world greatly enriches and opens up our understanding of his own masterwork."

Liesl Schillinger (NYT) — "Two books I'd love to "gift" are Julia Leigh's dark jewel of a novella -- Disquiet --about a woman who returns (uninvited) to her mother's French chateau, children in tow, fleeing her brutish Australian husband (I wish Edward Gorey were still alive to illustrate the story--it cries out for sinister animation); and the coming-of-age comedy Family Planning, by the 24-year-old wunderkind Karan Mahajan. The novel is about a 16-year-old in Delhi named Arjun Ahuja, who's embarrassed by the largeness of his family circle (a dozen siblings and counting), even though he likes nannying the little ones. He starts a band to impress a girl, which creates a problem: how can Arjun seem "cool" to his fellow
band members if they come to his toddler-crammed house to rehearse? There's something Nick Hornby to the tone -- I love the way Mahajan sees family life."

Rachel Sklar (Abrams Research/Charitini.com) — "After the election I promised myself I would read a book completely unrelated to politics. I bought The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz so I could fit in at literary parties, but there it sits on my shelf while I dig into Boys on the Bus by Timonthy Crouse - recently borrowed and barely put down since then. I can't tell what's more amazing, how much has changed since then or how much hasn't. But what strikes me over and over again is how hard-working these reporters are and how important their job is - and that extrapolates to the whole industry. Since this is a post about buying books, however, I'll also recommend another book I bought and would buy again: The Forever War by Dexter Filkins. Actually, I will buy it again, and give it to someone - people should know about this war."

Jeffrey Toobin (CNN) — Assassination Vacation, by Sarah Vowell : "A madcap yet strangely educational romp (honest) through the sites of pre-JFK presidential assassinations. Totally unexpected, and totally delightful."

Brian Williams (NBC): Isaac's Storm, by Erik Larson — "The perfect short piece of non-fiction, made all the more relevant in '08, when we were reminded that what is past is prologue. A fantastic, evocative and transformative book."

Sean Wilsey (Author) — "For lefty (or simply thoughtful) Christmas book shoppers I'd recommend In the Land of No Right Angles, by Daphne Beal. No writer since the big boys of the Lost Generation has better captured the blundering innocence of Americans abroad. It's the perfect way to kiss George Bush and hegemonic America goodbye!"

Related:

Top 100 Books of 2008

Celebrate Banned Books By Buying Everything On This List

Reading Under the Influence

 

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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