Damnit! We were so busy moving we missed Global Orgasm Day. Not that we'd have done much about it if we'd remembered; we were on the road with Dad.
Unfortunately, we're not the only ones who missed out on the Global-O. A group in Israel had to cancel its giant orgy after receiving multiple threats.
The orgy, set to take place in Tel Aviv, was organized by the Raelian movement—a religion founded on the belief that humankind was created by aliens—and organizers expected at least 250 people of all sexual orientations to participate. But at the last minute, the party was canceled due to public pressure and threats on the owner of the venue where it was to all go down.
The event was part of Global Orgasm Day, which exists to "to effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy."
This particular GOD, according to its organizers, was celebrating the election of Barack Obama and "the hope for change that he has stirred in our hearts." And yes, they mentioned the "Global OOObama Facbor."
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School's Out, Let's Have a Giant Orgy
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