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Amy Fisher Has a New(de) Pay-Per-View Special

Posted by Colleen Kane

The Long Island Lolita is starring in Amy Fisher: Totally Nude and Exposed, debuting January 12.

We haven't seen it, but it's a safe bet she will showcase her breasts, which are in the running for the most fake-looking boobs ever (in a multi-thousand-way tie).

Yep, BING-BONG, there they are! Ready to poke out eyes even after she passes on.

From AVN: "This is going to be one hot hour of television," Fisher said. "People have preconceived notions as to who I am based on the bad press throughout the years, but not until 'Totally Nude and Exposed' will they see who I really am."

Hm. We're really not sure how to interpret that, and not about to order the special. Someone please report back.

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Images: AmyFisher.com, AVN.com

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Posted Jan 07 2009, 09:38 AM

Filed under: boobs, porn, amy fisher, implants, pay per view

Comments

asiago said:

zoinks!

January 7, 2009 10:29 AM

fabul1st said:

There is a free video of her and her now ex-husband going at it pretty hard on one of the free porn sites. Shows you all you need to see.

January 7, 2009 6:00 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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