About a month ago, we brought you the incredible story of the English vicar who claimed to have fallen on a potato, which managed to get stuck up his naked ass. We're not sure how you would, um, cover your ass, so to speak, with an excuse for this one...
According to the Sun (really, the only "news" source with anything interesting during this completely dead week), a woman in Romania entered the hospital with complaints of "anal itch." Just kidding, she told them flat out that an enormous can of hairspray had become lodged in her bunghole. Of course, she didn't bother to deny that the can had lodged itself there during some sort of sexual experiment:
[S]he refused to tell surgeons how the can came to be lodged in her rear even after a successful operation dislodged the canister.
Mirandolina Prisca, a doctor at the clinic, explained: "We had X-rays done to localise the object and then we carried out the operation. The patient was fine after it.
"She was very embarrassed. She was clearly in a lot of pain, however it got there."
"This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray," said one hospital worker.
And perhaps unsurprisingly the docs never got to the bottom of this medical mystery!
Don't you love how they italicize that and slap an exclamation point on the end of the sentence to emphasize their wit? Anyway, we lopped off the first part of the story, which identified the poor woman by name (isn't there any sort of doctor-patient confidentiality in that country?) However, you can check out the full scoop here.
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