Now, best dressed is fun and all, but it's time to get down to business. Who looked bad, who looked worse, and who looked positively fugly, comin' right up!
(More interested in the Best Dressed List? You can find it here.)
Beyonce, too low in all the wrong places, too high in all the others. We love you, we love Single Ladies, but this is too much.
Why so serious, Jennifer Carpenter? You're the star of a hit show, you just got married to your brother boyfriend, and you've got a pretty rockin' bod. Cheer up. (Apologies if the Joker joke was in poor taste. Speaking of which: congrats, Heath!)
So, here's the thing with Drew. The dress is alright, pretty even. But the hair. What on earth is up with the hair?
Glenn Close will always kinda creep us out (she'll be forever remembered as the bunny boiler) but normally her style of dress is no harm, no foul. And then there's this: the mismatched jacket, the awkward stance, the hair (again with the hair!) and the godforsaken ugly pants. (See Also: Susan Sarando, "Pants: Ur Doin It Rite")
To be fair, this isn't that bad. We like the color, and Hayden looks pretty. But there's something too old about the dress, and something far too constricting about the top. It just doesn't look comfortable. And lord knows, we're not on board with not comfortable.
Ack! Christina Hedricks, what happened? We love you for Mad Men, we love you for your body, and we love you for the fact that you were once upon a time our sister's roomate. But honestly? This? The dress ain't great, the bag is just weird, and once again: what. the fuck. is up with the hair??
Alright. Miley, listen up. You wouldn't be here if you weren't a) totally annoying and b) doing a totally embarassing and totally mediocre job of ripping off Giselle Bundchen's 2005 Oscar look. Sucks to be you, and what's done is done, but you've learned this lesson the hard way. Do not try to go where the world's hottest woman has gone before.
Renee Zelwegger wins, hands down, worst dressed of the evening. The see-through top, the strange sleeves, but mostly, it's the hair. We're already scarred, but can't go through this alone. So yeah, here's a close up:
PS. As always, these best / worst list are most likely (in your opinion) glaringly incomplete. So don't be afraid, don't hold back, let it rip in the comments. We're desperately curious to see your thoughts, too.
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