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Horat: The Borat Sexy Sex Movie Film Spoof

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Shaving Ryan's Privates. White Men Can't Hump. Jurassic Pork. Hannah Does Her Sisters. And our favorite, The Sperminator.

Add to these great porn movie titles Horat: The Sexual Learnings of America for Make Benefit Beautiful Nation of Kaksuckistan...

The above photos are screenshots from the new, XXX-rated Borat spoof from a group of pornographers whom we're pretty sure have never seen the Sacha Baron Cohen film. Check out their haphazard attempt to amuse us with Kazahkspeak:

My names is Horat. I video reporter from beautiful nation of Kaksuckistan. My country's ministry of health sent me to U.S.of A to learn about western sex culture. In Kaksuckistan, making sexual relations is very the different than in AMERICA. For one, is very common to loose virginity with your own sister or brother. If you do not have sister or brother, you use family livestock instead- usually sheep or goat. [We're rolling in the aisles already.]

I have documented my travels and sexual learnings with video crew from KAKSUCKISTAN. We are very thankfuls to the great people of U.S.of A who take their time to learn us about sex.

Yawn. Let's go to the video evidence. For those of you at work, check our favorite moments from the trailer, which are, well, also NSFW:

 

 

Wha?

 

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Comments

Apollo said:

What the hell...

Also, don't forget "Indiana's Bone and the Temple of Poon"

January 15, 2009 10:36 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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