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Because Fridays are a Day of Rest in the Workplace

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Doesn't it seem like the whole Internet is turning into Top Ten lists? People used to read novels and write novels and read extensive in-depth interviews in magazines and do things to be interviewed about, but it's starting to look like going forward, most people will just look at Top Ten lists. Stories will have to be told in numbered or bulleted format. All interviews will have to be boiled down into a pull quote or two. And so on.

Despite my growing dismay at the pervasiveness of listicles, I was nonetheless pleased to find a blog dedicated to lists of weird stuff, including the best Engrish. Hey, it's Friday and literacy is doomed, so embrace it. 

And so, a few examples of "sexy" Engrish culled from the list 20 Worst Engrish Ever (aka 20 Best Engrish Ever). 

 

 

 

 

More LOLs over at Oddee. 

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January 19, 2009 12:37 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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