Remember Mad Libs? Of course you do-- you received a stack of them for Christmas as a "gag gift," although you won't admit to anyone you plowed through a bottle of wine on Sunday night and filled up all but two of them.
A new website will satisfy your cravings for trying to remember what adverbs and nouns are and then trying to make half-finished sentences funny. They've taken a generic Obama-style speech, removed a word or two from every line, and allow you to plug in your own snark at random.
See what we came up with and try your hand at composition...
Yeah, we kind of rushed through it ourselves in a hopeless attempt to wrap up early today-- we're sure you can come up with more amusing substitutions. Do so here and then check back (no peeking!) to learn what wonderful flights of intellectual fancy we made Barack say:
Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech
My fellow Americans, today is a sexy day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Lake Titicaca", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually sprint.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces slimy and hot challenges like never before. Our economy is smelly. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for bars. Our healthcare system is goofy. If your anus is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a farmer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a matchstick boner. But running together we can right this ship, and set a course for Butte, Montana.
Finally, I must thank my boneriffic family, my glowing campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank right-wing protofascists for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of bonking the American people. Without your slippery efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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