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Yes, Ma'am(aries)! Royal Army Corproal Busted For Moonlighting As Expensive Hooker

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Hooker Roxi Llewelyn advertised her stats: 32E breasts... 21-years-old... Englander... interested in being the rented sex object of both men and women... oh, and she's a a junior NCO/Lance Corporal in the Royal Military Police...

Whoops. Her Majesty's military want to have a word with her about that last part.

Rebecca Smith (yeah, we prefer "Roxi Llewelyn") charged dudes and ladies one hundred British pounds per hour for her services*, including "spanking and bondage" and "15 minute quickies," which she advertised over the internet. Once considered the most promising candidate in her class, Smith was booted from her military cop gig after a nosy superior caught her using an official computer to respond to fan comments on her racy website, which we have been unable to track down:

One message left by a punter hailed her as “gorgeous”. Another thanked her for the “nice time”. [The Sun]

We should amend that to read: Smith may have been booted from her military cop gig, but obviously, her admirers will forgive her...

*actually, 100 quid an hour is nothing compared to Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

 

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Comments

blondage said:

ma'am

January 20, 2009 4:00 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Yes, blondage, but we were trying to have a double meaning there... and totally failed. Probably shouldn't have written this during the inaugural.

Yes, Mam(maries), with a pic of her boobs. Fail! Oh, well...

January 20, 2009 6:09 PM

profrobert said:

It's a short hop from Red Cap to Red Light.

January 20, 2009 11:55 PM

corprul(us) said:

Field exercises.

January 21, 2009 2:07 AM

C. said:

32 E my ass, looks to be around a C cup.

January 24, 2009 2:42 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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