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Introducing Every Rush Nerd's Dream Bride

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Just try talking to a Rush fan without getting an earful about their drummer Neil Peart. Just try! Rush fans love him so much they want to marry him. Well, now they can! Kind of. Not really.

What follows is a video of a young lady rocking the drums to the Rush instrumental "YYZ." And she's a cute little Asian girl, to boot. But she is only 13, which makes her a good quarter century younger than the average Rush fan. Maybe it would be better to suggest her as a role model for your daughters. 

 

 

You are welcome. You can thank me by cutting off any remaining mullets you are still hanging on to out there. 

Signed, the younger sister of a drumming Rush fanatic and sister-in-law of another Rush superfan (both formerly mulleted).

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pylonhead said:

That was fantastic!  She really rocks the whole thing, and she looks relaxed doing it.  She's going to be in some serious bands when she gets a little older.

(I never sported a mullet, but I am going to have to spin up "Moving Pictures" on my iPod.)

January 21, 2009 7:14 PM

Chairman Meow said:

If you drop drum stick, we cut off mother's arm. Now drum! Drum you pig!

January 22, 2009 5:44 PM

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Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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