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The Obamas Are Into What-Now?! (Video)

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

We at Scanner are no prudes, and we're glad Barack and Michelle are so affectionate and seem to have a healthy relationship. But did this lady on Fox, who was discussing the first couple's physical gestures of affection, just say what we think she said? 

 


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Posted Jan 22 2009, 12:23 PM
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ZippyDK said:

This is the first couple I've ever seen in the White House who look like they actually have sex...and lots of it!  No wonder Barack always seems so calm and serene; his woman keeps him well fucked.  

January 22, 2009 1:12 PM

ladymadonna86 said:

umm.

did she say fisting?

January 22, 2009 1:36 PM

overeager said:

She did say fisting, but I have seen them "fist-bump" where they touch their clenched hands together.  I don't think she meant they insert their fists into orifices on the other person.  At least I hope not!!

January 22, 2009 3:40 PM

eldeano1 said:

Obama says, "It really IS good to be the king!"

January 22, 2009 4:19 PM

m0006m said:

yeah i'm pretty sure she meant fist-bump, but HEE!

January 22, 2009 6:56 PM

xntricpunk said:

I can see it.

January 22, 2009 7:33 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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