More morning cheer: a baby elephant trying to get up. Doesn't it just make you want to pick it up so you can say "I carried an elephant?" All right, perhaps that's just us.
The sexual harassment suit against Ohio's former Democratic AG has been settled.
Look, we're well aware of the Paris Hilton sex tape sequel rumor. We haven't posted about it because 1) it's just a rumor and the only thing we've heard is that it took place in a cab and 2) if it's not on the internet, it didn't happen.
Did you ever see the creeptastic movie The Boys From Brazil? It's from the same writer as Rosemary's Baby and the original Stepford Wives-- and now that it turns out to be eerily accurate, you should rent it this weekend.
Caroline Kennedy withdrew, then re-entered the running for Hillary Clinton's Senate seat. We think her people may have been trying to cushion the blow that will come tomorrow by acting like she didn't want it anymore.
Office Space is coming to BluRay in a 10th-anniversary edition. So there, now you've got the memo.
Wanna hear the new U2 song? Sorry, we didn't even listen to it yet for fear of starting the day out on a disappointment.
And Barack Obama repeated the oath of office to make the right-wing nutsos happy. Memo to those wackjobs: he became President at noon on January 20th, regardless of how badly Justice Roberts and President Obama flubbed the ceremony.
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