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Some of Our Lovers Could've Done Used the Love Trainer Device...

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Does your boyfriend or girlfriend need a personal trainer for their lovemaking? 

A new product by Sega Toys is the most bizarre sex-related device we've ever come across...

It monitors your heart rate, among other bodily functions, and gives you advice from a small, recorded set of instructions. Most of them are entirely idiotic, like having a boxing trainer perched at a bedpost, whispering, "Get 'em, tiger, get 'em." For example, "The foreplay will now begin" (oh, baby, we're turned on already) and "You are making love at a very good pace."

These two dolts from Jackson Hole, Wyoming think it's a terrific idea to have a fucking Bluetooth device strapped to their heads during sex:

Here is ghastly device in all its glory. Still interested in purchasing it for some reason? Read more here.

Via Gizmodo.

 

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About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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