David Vitter, the Republican Senator from Louisiana, is still dogged by revelations he had sex with prostitutes and dressed in adult diapers to get himself off. He faces an uncertain battle for re-election in this solidly red state, mainly thanks to a low public approval rating.
One possible challenger: porn star Stormy Daniels...
Her website includes these extremely relevant biographical notes:
In 2004, Stormy’s trailblazing career continued as she became a director for Wicked Pictures and, utilizing her natural writing talents, began penning original screenplays. She has since won numerous awards for her writing, directing, and acting. Stormy’s groundbreaking success in the adult entertainment industry transcended into mainstream entertainment as well. She has appeared in a variety of films, including the 2005 comedy The 40-Year-Old Virgin, starring famed comedian Steve Carell.
In other words, she's probably more qualified than David Vitter to represent the seedy and corrupt state of Louisiana.
It's The Economy, Sexy
Stormy understands the double edge sword of 21st century technology in a global market environment. And she understands that protecting individual enterprise and production in an info-tech economy is one of the biggest challenges we face in our quest to rescue the free market.
Challenging times call for new perspectives. Stormy Daniels will infuse Congress with the entrepreneurial experience and inspiration needed to meet these challenges with confidence. [Draft Stormy Daniels]
Stormy hasn't even authorized this website about her, so who knows how serious this is. And while this is likely total bullshit, Daniels wouldn't be the first (or even second or third) porn star to run for public office...
Via Draft Stormy For US Senate.
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