Attention! Apparently young women have been making ill-advised, drunken, late-night decisions about sexual partners, and they're posting about it on the Internet! That's not exactly news, but the site I Bang the Worst Dudes (Sorry, Mom) does have some amusing reader-submitted tales in the vein of F My Life.
Here's a sampling.
"I dated this guy for awhile, but there is one moment that, unfortunately, seems to stick in my mind. While we were hooking up, this guy insisted that I shove a sharpie marker where the sun don’t shine. Needless to say, that was the end of that."
"I met this guy online and after one encounter I thought he might be a good guy (especially after his whole conversation about his faith in the Lord). We chit chatted for a while until he decided to only speak to me when he wanted to either have phone sex or send me pictures of his dong. One night I went home with him only to find he had the most disgusting home ever, watched him eat a chili burger, burp, not brush his teeth, and then make out with me all before he made me watch Cars. Lovely."
"This guy played bassoon and tried picking me up using philosophy. He took me to his parents place the first time we hooked up, where he made me hummus, and his mother showed me pictures of him during elementary school. He then he tried to feel me up and unzip my pants in the study while watching Inherit the Wind. He always spoke in a different accent everyday, what a creep."
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