Porn: it's where your tax dollars are going. [KMBC-TV]
A Rod—or that dude Madonna was fucking, depending on what kind-of news you follow—has admitted to using performance enhancing drugs. You know, for baseball. [Jossip]
It has been confirmed that Rihanna was the woman Chris Brown assaulted on Saturday, resulting in both of their absences at yesterday's Grammy Awards show. [FadedYouth]
How many times does Jodie Sweetin have to tell you she's no longer a Meth addict? [People]
A 16-year-old prisoner was found in the back of a judge's car. Unfortunately, it's not as exciting as it sounds. [The Macomb Daily]
Dude! The Dalai Lama is Twittering! [Yahoo!]
So is David Lynch! [Twitter]