If you could go back and date every guy you ever rejected, would you? That's the plot behind the new web TV series "Hell Froze Over." [HellFrozeOver.tv]
Someone else watched Miss USA's porn debut so you don't have to (unless you want to) and raised a good question: are you supposed to watch an entire porno? [Plog]
Who said it? "I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note." [Us]
This 20-pound-lobster video required a second email from the Brooklyn Paper today. [Brooklyn Paper]
To catch a FOXNews producer.... yeah, you get the drift. [Gawker]
These celebrities' Valentine's Day plans sound about as sexy as ours (which is not at all). [Yahoo!]
But that's okay, this video of Elvis Costello performing Jenny Lewis' "Carpetbaggers" with Lewis and Zooey Deschanel is all the Valentine's love we need.
[via Stereogum]