How was your V-Day? 40,000 people celebrated in Mexico by breaking a world record for makeout sessions.
M.I.A. has a baby boy, can't type for shit.
Who woulda thought Roland Burris, the Senator appointed by Blago, would end up in a possible ethical scandal?
Chris Brown doesn't appear willing to admit he doesn't deserve our sympathy. Meanwhile, Rihanna dumped his allegedly sorry ass.
What do you do when a judge loads a breathalyzer in your car? Why, rent a vehicle and crash it drunk instead.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a lousy V-Day, complete with a intrusive New York Post "reporter."
And the First Couple of the United States flew to Chicago for dinner at a local restaurant on Saturday night, apparently in honor of some sort of national holiday from staying at home and hoarding money.
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