One: Salma Hayek rocks 30 Rock as Alec Baldwin's love interest.
Two: Salma Hayek lets an African baby suckle her ample teet.
Three: Salma Hayek marries her baby daddy and French millionaire, Francois-Henri Pinault, on Valentine's Day.
According to French magazine Le Point, as translated by People.com, Hayek, 42, married Francois-Henri Pinault, 46, on Saturday (Valentine’s Day) in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris, which is owned by Pinault’s family.
Well played, Salma.
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