A friend of ours does "career coaching" work, a career choice that itself may be in danger due to all the cost-cutting in this economy.
If the old cliche is true that "sex sells," perhaps he could give his freelance gig a shot in the arm if he adds "orgasm coach" to his business card. After the jump: the woman in England who has that country screaming with pleasure...
Here are some highlights from the extensive website of Dr. Lisa Turner, Ph.D, orgasm coach, who asks
"Are you one of the 28% of women who rarely or never achieve orgasm? Don’t worry help is at hand (so to speak)."
She divulges an extensive background in sex therapy...
"Previously, I worked as a senior lecturer in Automotive Engineering..."
Turner wants you to live orgasmically:
Raise your energy and begin to harness your sexual energy. Build on the inner connection of your Self and merge it with your Soul, bring the soul and spirit into the body in a divine union.
Become a model of excellence and a charismatic leader who changes the world, people and how they think. Become a power to be reckoned with and unstoppable.
In other words, if you work with her, you can have mindblowing orgasms, like Adolf Hitler did! Okay, we're getting silly now... let's look at how her one-on-one coaching can improve that soul-crushing 28% figure:
Release past Trauma, painful emotions and limiting beliefs. Clear your energy channels ready for your orgasmic energy. Learn to raise and harness sexual orgasmic energy. We are constanly [sic] adding new home study products, e-courses, mp3 downloads and teleseminars so keep checking for updates...
So far, we haven't learned much about what the coaching might be like ("try harder, damn it!") but maybe we need to stop by the "For Men" section of the website for a clue. After all, it would help if men knew how to give orgasms, too:
Help your partner to achieve orgasm / Become a better lover / Overcome impotence or premature ejaculation / Increase the intensity and length of your orgasms / Become a multi-orgasmic man / Improve and revitalise your sex life
That "Multi-Orgasmic Man" sound kind of like a porno spoof of Iron Man or something... so perhaps we should look into this...
Via the Orgasm Coach.
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