I don't know how many men I've slept with. This is not because the number is ridiculously high (it's just sort-of high) but because after a certain number that I will not divulge, I stopped counting. And that was years ago. While there are certainly good reasons for keeping track of these things I'm happy to remember the good times, drunkenly dish about the bad ones ("He called me 'little girl' while he was inside of me!") and have an honest non-answer when someone asks how many partners I've had. It is a system that works for me.
As you can imagine, I'm not so into the idea of Bedpost Beta, the new application that helps you keep tabs (and tags) on your sex life.
In order to better track your sex life, the Bedpost application provides an overview of your sexual encounters using a calendar format. Data regarding your sex life can be better compared using Bedpost's charts and graphs so you can see how your sexual experiences stand up against previous months. And, just so you can keep you sex partners separate both in your mind and between the sheets (as long as that's what you're into), you can create individual profiles for each of your sexual partners, allowing you to see the progression of each sexual relationship and analyze how one sexual partner compares to another.
You can also include the name of the partner you had sex with, for future comparative purposes, and enter descriptive tags to help trigger your memory about the sexual encounter. You can use this field to record the sexual positions you experimented with (think kama sutra), use of props and sex toys, "orgasm" or "norgasm", or simply use adjectives like "wow" or "mind blowing" or […] "disappointing".
Does anyone else think this is a little creepy? Also, do I really need an application to remind me that I haven't been laid in an excruciatingly long time? No. No, I do not.
[Bedpost Beta via Jezebel]
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