An 83-year-old woman in Hungary warms our hearts by continuing to work in her chosen career: crime.
Amy Fisher is going on that rumored stripping tour.
There's a penis in Grand Theft Auto IV! Guess they have to do something to offset the rampant exploitation of women.
Funniest headline of the day: "'Clinton Lays Out Broad Asian Agenda'. This headline makes sense no matter how you arrange the words."
Try the clit pump-nasal spray combo for mind-blowing female orgasms!
How can you not love Sam Donaldson after this clip from a Wonkette/Gawker interview he did?
Jane's Addiction is back... and Nine Inch Nails says goodbye.
The Democrats in Congress are enjoying a rare boom in popularity thanks to the stimulus.
Check out the hamburger dress. Actually, don't bother.
Yay for Dita Von Teese, who insists she'd chose her stripping career over a man any day.
You should read this MTV story about the Lily Allen-Perez Hilton Twitter spat only because it's hilariously sad.
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