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The Crazy Chimp Lady Plot Thickens

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Yesterday we covered the sad tale of the chimp going "bananas" on a lady's face. Turns out the woman who owned the attacking chimp is bananas as well. (Who knew?)

Sandra Herold claimed she loved the now-departed pet chimpanzee Travis like a son, but friends claim their relationship might have been more like that of lovers, and now another woman has come forward claiming Travis attacked her years ago. 

Regarding the previous unprovoked attack, Leslie Mostel-Paul says she tried shaking Travis' hand, when the chimp tried pulling her through a car window into the car and bit her hand. 

And regarding the nature of the pet/owner relationship, The New York Post reports that in addition to Sandra and Travis sharing filet mignon, lobster tails, and wine, "They bathed and slept together. He tenderly brushed her hair. She gave him gifts and sweet kisses. He drew her pictures."

Sandra lost her daughter years ago and then her husband, so the Post speculates that Travis was a replacement, and even if they weren't "intimate intimate," they were intimate, Sandra's unnamed intimates intimated. 

And cue a protest by PETA in 3, 2, 1...

Related:

The Tragic Tale of a Pet Chimp Going Apesh?t

 

Chimp Escapes From Cage, Beats Zookeeper With Tranquillizer Gun


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Apollo said:

I had to read that last sentence about three times before I rounded it out. Clever, Colleen. Clever.

February 19, 2009 4:31 PM

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Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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