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Who Would You Rather: Seth Rogen vs. Seth Rogen?

Posted by Emily Farris

Since Sunday's Academy Awards, much ado has been made about Seth Rogen's somewhat dramatic weight loss. And we have to agree. What the fuck, Seth Rogen? Where is that burly bearded man we fell in love with two years ago? Bring him back please. If you think you need some help, come on out to the Midwest where Mama will make you a casserole with eight different kinds of cheese and take away all of your razor blades.

Ladies, are we right or are we right? 



P.S. Seth, we were totally going to make you our Bearded Man of the Week for the whole Playboy thing, but now you've gone and ruined it. 

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Comments

lilhuna said:

just a reminder - he's going to play the Green Lantern, so he's got to get in shape. most likely, he'll revert back when he's done, don't fear!

February 24, 2009 7:12 PM

jezebel9 said:

There's no option for skinny and beardless with the old adorable 'fro! 'Cause that's what I'm talkin' about.

February 24, 2009 8:25 PM

Sarah said:

I'm always on the chubby/bearded side. That's totally my type. But he is absolutely adorable clean-shaven and skinny.

February 24, 2009 8:39 PM

Wendel said:

He's a total douchebag, so why should anyone care?  PS: he's playing the Green Hornet.

February 24, 2009 10:38 PM

debbilicious said:

Shaved and trim or scruffy and fluffy he's still the hottest thing on two legs.

February 25, 2009 12:27 AM

Giulia said:

I preferred the burly version, indeed.

February 25, 2009 10:19 AM

porkchips said:

fluffy fo shiz

February 25, 2009 6:06 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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