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Barack Obama's "Gay Sex Scandal" Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

...for liberals.

Because the "Barack Obama is gay" narrative is entirely the work one deranged and entirely unlikeable character, he can only embolden Democrats with his bizarre and unbelievable claims...

Larry Sinclair, the same transparent wacko whose story of doing cocaine off the cock of Barack, has apparently returned to save the Globe from plummeting newsstand sales. "Well, what have we got? There's nothing going on right now, so let's recycle the Obama Is Gay story-- just don't mention Sinclair on the cover, so everyone will think these are new allegations from someone actually slightly believable." Or something like that.

It turns out Sinclair is putting out a book, according to his frightening and laughable website. (Why is his shirt on backwards on the homepage, for starters?) Here's the Globe's obnoxious tease for the issue:

PRESIDENT Barack Obama is caught up in a new gay sex and drug scandal - and his loving wife is heartbroken, sources tell GLOBE in a blockbuster world exclusive. Find out all the details of the letter Michelle Obama received from the MAN who claims to be her husband's lover - and how America's devastated First Lady is fighting back against a shocking new tell-all book. It's must reading!

If Michelle Obama were devastated by these allegations, she would have been over them this summer, as they are nothing knew. Nonetheless, check out the desperate right-wing kooks that come out to support Sinclair. These are the same people that thought illegal wiretapping, war crimes, the pointless deaths of thousands of American troops, rumors of W's people having wacked W's mistress (we're not making that up), and Dick Cheney's shooting of a hunting partner were all nothing to cry about over the past eight years. Oh, but one guy without a shred of proof that he had gay sex with the black Democrat in the White House... the outrage!

-Congratulations to you and my thanks to the Globe. I appreciate the magazine for their consistency in taking and printing updates on your narrative and the constant endeavor to expose the truth about Barack Obama.

-Heee heeee!!! America's "First Lady," is heartbroken! Well, diddums! She must have known about the book quite some time ago, though I guess she was hoping that if there were enough threats to Larry, the book would disappear. Well, Mrs Oscammer, why not invest in a few cardigans to cover those arms of yours because with any luck you'll be out in the cold before too long!

-Since Senator Byrd is criticizing our "king scum", I wonder if he will just suddenly die? Supposedly in the future, we will not have the freedom of speech to criticize him.bkw

-Rock on Larry !! I hope mo hits the wall and explodes with barry soetoro right behind her ! They are nothing but crap on the face of the earth !

The more these twits carry on, the better it makes Obama look. Read more, if you can stomach it, at Larry Sinclair's blog.

 

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Comments

Emily Farris said:

Hahahahahahahhahaha!

February 26, 2009 11:51 AM

Bandita said:

We have "reviewed Larry's book for over a year now"...lmao

February 26, 2009 12:38 PM

Bandita said:

Did ya'll see  page THREE? Larry is modeling his panties with a ladies picture ironed on them!!

This dude is wacked!!

larrysinclair-0926.blogspot.com/search

February 26, 2009 12:51 PM

CamperVonDouchetovan said:

You're so in the bag for Obama you can't see that this ex-con and fugitive from a felony arrest warrant who currently lives in a camper and has at least 21 aliases is an EXTREMELY reliable source.

February 26, 2009 12:54 PM

Bandita said:

One other thing.. YES, we have reviewed his book for over a year. We have rebutted everything he has wrote in his book. Except for when he was born , he said he had a 14" head. We could not find anything to refute that. So, it must be true.

If you buy the book, you must go here and see the investigative work we have done. Larry is a LIAR!

A year was put into this investigating. ALL FACTS.

jayautwitch.wordpress.com

February 26, 2009 1:15 PM

foolkiller said:

At least on its cover and in its promo blurb, the Globe is not  only pretending that Sinclair's allegations are new but also <i>pretending that it didn't already hype his book just a few issues ago.</i>

February 26, 2009 1:51 PM

Bandita said:

**UPDATE**

In light of recent developments, we decided it was time to contact the ‘major New York publisher’, Vantage Press, and see what they had to say about it. Two separate callers to their office both received the same clear, unequivocal response.

Vantage Press is NOT publishing Larry’s book.

Don’t believe it? How could Larry lie about something like this you ask?

Well, call for yourself and find out - (212) 736-1767

theregulator.net

February 26, 2009 3:10 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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