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Gwyneth Paltrow Saves Joaquin Phoenix's Career With Her Boobs

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Joaquin Phoenix's "final" acting performance has been getting rapturous reviews, especially from critics who actually believe his recent publicity stunts are real. One writer, however, noted that it would be impossible to watch Phoenix's Letterman appearance back-to-back with the new film Two Lovers and not think he's faking the rap career. 

However, the largely negative reactions to Phoenix's new music and public persona have turned people off of Two Lovers, and so producers are hoping Gwyneth Paltrow can sell the movie, in which she co-stars. To do so, they've leaked a phone sex scene in which Paltrow flashes a boob at Phoenix from a window.

It's only about thirty seconds long, but this is the hottest Paltrow has been since Shakespeare in Love. (By the way, numerous idiotic websites claim this is her first topless scene-- they aren't even close. See below.)



Here are some highlights from her past work... that food travel show not included... har har.

Flesh and Bone

Shakespeare in Love


Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle

 

 

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Comments

Roger said:

Sorry Brian. Your trivia list on Gwyneth's nude scenes is woefully incomplete. What must be her most extended nude scene ever comes in the middle of the '90s remake of Great Expectations when Ethan Hawke's artist character finally pushes her to a physical encounter. It's memorable without being gratuitous.

March 4, 2009 4:17 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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