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Sloppy Seconds: Yet Another Lesbian Teacher Scandal

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

We thought Sunshine Cleaning might be good until we read this round up. Verdict: it's a rental.

Hundreds of thousands of people were willing to overlook the fact that they were financing the lifestyle of a child molester: all 50 or so Michael Jackson concerts are sold out.

This idiot juror may have cost someone a verdict of $12.6 million by Tweeting instead of paying attention to the trial.

Another teacher busted for having a lesbian relationship with a student. These educators will never learn.

The Heathers musical: good or bad idea, in theory?

What do you do if your mom catches you jerking off? The answer probably isn't punch her in the face and get arrested.

Here's one we haven't heard before: in Russia, a baby was born with two penises. That kid with the penis on his back has a new friend!

 

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Comments

asb76 said:

Of course, just about everyone keeps referring to Megan Holley as a "first time screenwriter" in all the press for Sunshine Cleaners.  I thought journalists were supposed to fact check?

March 14, 2009 12:36 PM

Eisenvater said:

Don't know if it's the juror who's the idiot or maybe the defendant's lawyer who seems to be unclear on the Twitter concept. The juror had his cell phone turned off during the trial:

www.fayettevilleflyer.com/2009/03/13/an-interview-with-the-juror-who-tweets/

March 16, 2009 1:24 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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